The Blogger With A Bite

Hi,
It's Megan, the late blogger. This is my introduction, so get ready fools!

I like to define myself as being smart, awkward and bitter. To most of you, that is surprising, the whole bitter part. I definitely don't show my pissed off bitch face at school, or when I'm with my friends, but trust me, it lives. It resides in a place deep within me that was constructed by the nasty little whores and cowards in Elementary School. I'm not afraid to admit that I was teased a lot in Elementary school, in fact, I blame all of my problems on those people. Kids can be really feisty and cruel, but I'm not going to type about how much I hated those times, I'd rather thank those people.

I'm a fighter, and I can basically take any insult that is thrown at me. After realizing that theres more to life than the idiots around you, I took an interest to world events, my studies, and the human mind. Theres an advantage to being different from everyone else: you can fit into any situation. I am flexible, no matter where I am or who is around.

I enjoy hearing what other people think, and meeting new people, but I hate ignorant people. Which is why I'm so happy this blog was created. Maybe, through this blog, people will grow smarter by reading the opinions of people who are smarter than them. It sounds haughty, I know, but if you're offended that means you're either paranoid or have come to face with the fact that you're not as smart.

Here's hope, intelligence can be acquired, it just may take a couple of years.

This aint the last of me,
love meg

It's Jonathan, Not Jay, JD,Or J-Baby

Alright- how complicated can it be? My name is Jonathan. I like my name. I don't like your shitty-ass nick-names you give me. They suck. No.. you suck! Ha ha, there's nothing like humor at your expense.
So I'm Jonathan. Love me, loathe me, laugh at me. Well, don't laugh- I'll laugh at you instead. Frankly, I don't give a damn either way. So perhaps a little more personal information? Okay.. Well, I like to cook. Oh I bet you're all like "Woah! He must be queer or something, since he likes to cook! What is he- a housewife?" First of all, Fuck You. I will do as I please, when I damn well feel like it- and if that means cooking up Bananas Foster or hiding the half naked pool boy in the pantry, I will! But, of course, just to clear it up- I am not queer and I can explain the half naked pool boy in the pantry- he's not really here legally and the authorities are poking around the property. Second of all, cooking is really relaxing- I can zone out from my troubles in my day and focus on the meal or snack I'm preparing, constantly modifying it. But by far, the most gratifying reward to cooking is the expression on one's face when they take a bite into something delicious you've created with your hands. But hey, I don't expect a peasant like you to understand.
In addition to cooking, I play a few instruments, piano being my strongest. I'm also half French and have dual-citizenship, which sort of kicks ass and automatically makes me better than you. Sorry- it's just the way it works. You'll discover more about me as I continue to post throughout the year.
So, are you all doing fine? Ehh, who gives a damn. I'm doing alright- I'm pretty psyched that this blog is getting off the ground. Am I pleased that we've only had 5 people visit (including myself)? Don't answer that. So what can we do about this little situation? Well, if you're not too offended (or even if you are, I don't really care either way) pass this blog along to your friends, or those pathetic sycophants you call cronies. Come on- go on! Invite them! Maybe one of them is smarter than you material and can appreciate this blog for the genius that it is, however unlikely that it is that you have remotely interesting friends, let alone if they're smart enough to make use of a keyboard and mouse. It is shocking that you've made it thus far and is nothing short of a miracle. If I didn't know any better, I'd blame God for it. Ehh, might as well.
I hope you enjoyed (not really, again- I don't give a damn) our posts thus far and that you continue reading this blog well into the future.
- Jonathan