A Sordid Introduction of Sorts

I'm going to warn you now, before any of this starts, that you are now subject to copious quantities of sarcastic/ego flexing/cynical insincerities. You are officially fair game and in the line of fire. Just thought I'd warn you before the narcissistic hubris completely overwhelms you. Yep. Oh, who gives a damn what you think anyway.
So, since I've started things off in such a biting manner that, hopefully, will be imitated throughout the blog, I guess I should introduce highly talented and deliciously intelligent core writers.. except I won't personally introduce them, for more reasons than just that I am unjustifiably lazy, for we will all introduce our selves in posts following this one. Remember that our first round of topic lead posts will begin on August 10th, 2008. The Olympics is that week's topic- that is if the Chinese government doesn't pull the plug on this blog for not adhering to their stringent blog rules. Only time will tell.
Until later,
- Jonathan